I think this is funny!
We just got the crisis pregnancy newsletter and they always have awesome, funny tidbits.
Here are my two favorites to make you laugh:
NEVER LIE TO MOTHER
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's university co-ed roomate, Stephanie was.
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more concerned about the moral life of her son. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered "I know what you must be thinking, but I can promise you that Stephanie and I are just roomates, that's all."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it do you?" Brian said, "well, doubt it, but i'll send her an email just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you DID take the gravy ladle from the house and I'm not saying that you DID NOT take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were over for dinner. Let me know. Love, Brian."
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read, "Dear son, I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, mom."
A SCAM WARNING FROM MY FRIEND
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey and asks you to take your clothes off, DO NOT DO IT!!
This is a terrible scam. They only want to see you naked!!
I wish I'd known this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.
Here are my two favorites to make you laugh:
NEVER LIE TO MOTHER
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's university co-ed roomate, Stephanie was.
Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more concerned about the moral life of her son. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered "I know what you must be thinking, but I can promise you that Stephanie and I are just roomates, that's all."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it do you?" Brian said, "well, doubt it, but i'll send her an email just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you DID take the gravy ladle from the house and I'm not saying that you DID NOT take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were over for dinner. Let me know. Love, Brian."
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read, "Dear son, I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, mom."
A SCAM WARNING FROM MY FRIEND
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey and asks you to take your clothes off, DO NOT DO IT!!
This is a terrible scam. They only want to see you naked!!
I wish I'd known this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.
2 Comments:
Those are absolutely great! Thanks for the chuckle.
hee hee
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