Hide and Seek

So just a quick question, if you were a 2 year old where would you hide a 300 page book?

Emma was playing with it the other day in the kitchen and I thought "what harm can she do with a book". Until now, it's from the library and due at the end of the week and we've absolutely searched everywhere waist down to see where she stashed it. It really is funny but I have no clue. Every morning I ask her where she put it and she has no idea.

Any great hiding places your kids have used?

I'm up still having just played 3 games of Settlers of Catan. That game rocks. Anyway, goodnight.